January 2012
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I miss legos.
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Sometimes I like to crawl under my bed and pretend I’m a carrot..
This hangover needs to end.
Not even masturbation has helped.
cheers to the hope there’s something better around the next corner.
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thankful.
for the new year.
for a new start.
for a new job.
for a new car.
for the next heart.
for the next path.
to the first lasts.
to the new pasts.
long passed, no
longer.
December 2011
life is like a penis. simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely. & then women make it hard.
love sucks. being poor sucks. lacking motivation sucks. being weak sucks.
good music helps.
if a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, you probably have small boobs.
being in love is hard. nobody prepares you for that.
I believe in hoes before bros. I’d much rather have a blowjob than a bro-job.