December 2011
life is like a penis. simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely. & then women make it hard.
love sucks. being poor sucks. lacking motivation sucks. being weak sucks.
good music helps.
if a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, you probably have small boobs.
being in love is hard. nobody prepares you for that.
I believe in hoes before bros. I’d much rather have a blowjob than a bro-job.
