BELLA SWAN: Biggest setback in feminism since the sandwich.
A pessimist is always alone. An optimist is only two people away from a threesome.
hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
i have this weird self esteem problem where i hate myself yet i still think i’m better than everyone else
whats green & slimey & smells like bacon?
kermet the frogs finger.
I don’t eat till I’m full, I eat until I hate myself.